is my cheeky, satirical new brand  of home décor with a progressive, even proletarian, tongue-in-cheek flair, and dedicated to the wannabe wealthy who just wish they could do more... shopping!

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Browse till you're frowsy as you contemplate giving away your imaginary trillions to solve world hunger.  

 

Give your undocumented maid the night off as you dry the Baccarat crystal with an organic cotton tea towel sporting a quote from Karl Marx. 

 

Keep your eyes wide shut behind a shower curtain embellished with Soviet art as you  wash away the neo-liberal grime.

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