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Fun merch for the liberal in you
MY HILARIOUS NEW COLLECTION
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addresses the elephant in the room:
do gay hook-ups now require actual teleportation? ​​
It's scathing, lyrical and darkly funny.
MY FIRST BOOK, FROM 2018, RESTORES
“disgruntled” to humanity’s emotional landscape and introduces a host of my quirky alter egos. ​​
Includes: the definitive recipe for Slowpainful Shortbread, perfect with a cup of No Name Earl Grey Tea.
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Geddit?
BOOKS
What‘s cheap, not too demanding, and perfect for cozy winter evenings?
Well, yes, OK, Bradley from HunksForRent.com, but besides him?
That's right! Either—or both—of my books, of course!
If you‘re tired of dropping “Moby Dick” on your face as you
nod off on your bearskin rug, keep scrolling:
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