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Fun merch for the liberal in you
BOOKS
What‘s cheap, not too demanding, and perfect for lazy summer days?
Well, yes, OK, Bradley from HunksForRent.com, but besides him?
That's right! Either—or both—of my books, of course!
If you‘re tired of getting a shiner from dropping “Moby Dick” on your face as you
nod off on your beach towel, keep scrolling:
MY HILARIOUS NEW COLLECTION
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addresses the elephant in the room:
do gay hook-ups now require actual teleportation? ​​
It's scathing, lyrical and darkly funny.
MY FIRST BOOK, FROM 2018, RESTORES
“disgruntled” to humanity’s emotional landscape and introduces a host of my quirky alter egos. ​​
Includes: the definitive recipe for Slowpainful Shortbread, perfect with a cup of No Name Earl Grey Tea.
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Geddit?
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