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Signature Tees

Cute, crazy, quirky-Canadian, in your face gay or barbecuing sacred cows:  These are the tees that define the Future Progressive brand.  â€‹

Go on.  Start some conversations.

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The Canada Collection

Our all-new designs are just one big, all-cotton Trump-tease. 

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Miss Maple Sucré says...

TABARNAK!  And a few other choice bons mots...

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Toronto Tropes

Sayings that we

don't really say...

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Internet Error Codes ...

Like you've never seen them.  Trust me.

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Not A Robot

But are you really sure?

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The Gandhi Collection

100% genuine fake quotes that I guarantee Gandhi never said.  Really.

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