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Customer Care
I want your experience of The Future Progressive site
to be filled with fun and the best kind of surprises.
I want your purchases to surpass your expectations
so that they're a source of delight that make you eager to return.
Communication is the key to a good relationship. And with that in mind, here are some resources that will help enjoy this site and also help you contact me if and when you need.
Be sure to read our Terms of Service, to find out how to use the site; our Privacy Policy to find out when we collect and how we safeguard any personal information; and our Returns and Exchanges policy for timing of returns, delivery information, and more.
Should you need to send email, I can be reached at: david@slowpainful.com
My phone number is: 1-647-767-0752. I'm based in Toronto, Canada, which is on Eastern Time. I would prefer a text message in most cases. Please do not leave voicemail.
In all cases, be clear about the reason for your contact. I welcome your comments, suggestions and enquiries. I will get back to you within 24 hours.