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Baking is her theme. Banking is her dream.

  

Who knows what secret career goals lurk in the hearts of ambitious peasant women? Based on typical Soviet state propaganda, this tongue-in-cheek tee will remind you to keep your bread pans sparkling as you back-stab your way to C-Suite design savvy. 

  

(Just don't break a nail.)

  

The text reads: "Want to be Investment Banker"

Three ruthless colors: White, Army, Maroon

This design is deliberately "distressed".

Experience ultimate comfort with this premium Bella+Canvas tee, made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It’s lightweight, breathable, and perfect for layering—ideal for everything from workouts to relaxing days.

Designed with a flattering retail fit and a classic crew neckline, this shirt looks great whether you’re dressing up or going casual. Plus, it’s easy to accessorize for any style.

No itchy tags here—the tear-away label keeps you comfortable all day long.

Feel good about your purchase—Bella+Canvas crafts all their products responsibly, using sustainable practices and fair labor standards certified by the Fair Labor Association and WRAP.

Champagne Socialism: "Investment Banker" unisex short-sleeve tee

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