Introducing Toronto Tropes: Folksy sayings from the Big Smoke which aren't actually a thing. But you'll wish they were!
  
This Tee invites you to exclaim, "Well, puncture my toe with a rusty nail at Hanlan's Point!"  
  
Some background: Ned Hanlan was a championship rower in the 19th century, and Hanlan's Point, part of the Toronto Islands — sandbars in Toronto Harbour— pays tribute to this hunk of Canadian bacon. Nowadays, it's more famous for the city-approved clothing optional beach and its err, vibrant gay scene. Just watch where you step — this ain't Puerta Vallarta, eh! 
   
Experience ultimate comfort with this premium Bella+Canvas tee, made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. It’s lightweight, breathable, and perfect for layering—ideal for everything from workouts to relaxing days.
 
Designed with a flattering retail fit and a classic crew neckline, this shirt looks great whether you’re dressing up or going casual. Plus, it’s easy to accessorize for any style.
 
No itchy tags here—the tear-away label keeps you comfortable all day long.
 
Feel good about your purchase—Bella+Canvas crafts all their products responsibly, using sustainable practices and fair labor standards certified by the Fair Labor Association and WRAP.