It's like a Hawaiian shirt for your junk!
CockTail, anyone?  Colorful drinks and ice cubes on a pale blue background, with a contrasting waist band, make these swim shorts a standout—just like you! With an inner mesh brief for that "Sick, free underwear!" feeling.  Two side pockets give added functionality.  Just, please:  Have those cocktails after your dip in Lake Muskoka.  
.: Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
.: White drawstrings
.: Inner mesh brief
.: Two side pockets